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	<description>People like me because I&#039;m poor, I&#039;m ugly and I&#039;m a terrible footballer</description>
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		<title>WTF: Transfer Deadline Day Drinking Game</title>
		<link>http://thetruefootball.com/2012/01/wtf-transfer-deadline-day-drinking-game/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jan 2012 19:55:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mark</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Worst Thing in Football]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Liverpool]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Transfer Center]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Fresh from the Mirror.co.uk comes this drinking game for the semi-obsessed masses binging away their painful memories of transfers gone &#8230;<p><a href="http://thetruefootball.com/2012/01/wtf-transfer-deadline-day-drinking-game/">Continue reading &#187;</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title>Where Football is Actually Played, 2011 in Non-League Football</title>
		<link>http://thetruefootball.com/2012/01/football-played-2011-non-league-football/</link>
		<comments>http://thetruefootball.com/2012/01/football-played-2011-non-league-football/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Jan 2012 22:13:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mark</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The True Perspective]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Football Art]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Non-League Football]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Photography]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[While surfing Pitch Invasion the other day, I was delighted to see this series of non-league football images. While inundated &#8230;<p><a href="http://thetruefootball.com/2012/01/football-played-2011-non-league-football/">Continue reading &#187;</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title>Eric Abidal &amp; Dani Alves Dance &#8216;Ai Se Eu Te Pego&#8217; After El Clásico Goal</title>
		<link>http://thetruefootball.com/2012/01/eric-abidal-dani-alves-dance-ai-se-eu-te-pego-el-clasico-goal/</link>
		<comments>http://thetruefootball.com/2012/01/eric-abidal-dani-alves-dance-ai-se-eu-te-pego-el-clasico-goal/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Jan 2012 01:50:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mark</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Dance! Dance! Revolution!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ai Se Eu Te Pego]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Barcelona]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bieber]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Copa del Rey]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Cristiano Ronaldo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dani Alves]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Eric Abidal]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Marcelo]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://thetruefootball.com/?p=1744</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[After scoring the go-ahead goal in the 77th minute of today&#8217;s Copa del Rey quarterfinal edition of El Clasico, Barcelona &#8230;<p><a href="http://thetruefootball.com/2012/01/eric-abidal-dani-alves-dance-ai-se-eu-te-pego-el-clasico-goal/">Continue reading &#187;</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title>Election 2012: The New Crystal Palace Logos As Republican Presidential Candidates</title>
		<link>http://thetruefootball.com/2012/01/election-2012-crystal-palace-fc-new-logo-design/</link>
		<comments>http://thetruefootball.com/2012/01/election-2012-crystal-palace-fc-new-logo-design/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Jan 2012 20:58:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mark</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Don't Take This Too Seriously]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Championship]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Crystal Palace]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[England]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://thetruefootball.com/?p=1724</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Crystal Palace Football Club are updating and modernising the club&#8217;s crest, and we want you, the supporters, to help us &#8230;<p><a href="http://thetruefootball.com/2012/01/election-2012-crystal-palace-fc-new-logo-design/">Continue reading &#187;</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title>The True Football, Bitesized</title>
		<link>http://thetruefootball.com/2012/01/the-true-football-bitesized/</link>
		<comments>http://thetruefootball.com/2012/01/the-true-football-bitesized/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Jan 2012 17:15:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mark</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Nostalgia]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://thetruefootball.com/?p=1722</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[When I was a just a wee lad, everything came in bite-size, especially cookies. If analyzed, everything is actually bitesized, &#8230;<p><a href="http://thetruefootball.com/2012/01/the-true-football-bitesized/">Continue reading &#187;</a></p>]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
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		<title>WTF: Geriatric Premier League</title>
		<link>http://thetruefootball.com/2012/01/wtf-geriatric-premier-league/</link>
		<comments>http://thetruefootball.com/2012/01/wtf-geriatric-premier-league/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Jan 2012 22:46:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mark</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Worst Thing in Football]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Geriatrics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[India]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://thetruefootball.com/?p=1719</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Robbie Fowler is one of the stars that will cash in on the awkward tourney. Feeling nostalgic for the early &#8230;<p><a href="http://thetruefootball.com/2012/01/wtf-geriatric-premier-league/">Continue reading &#187;</a></p>]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
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		<title>WTF: &#8220;This is Not Soccer.&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://thetruefootball.com/2012/01/wtf-this-is-not-soccer/</link>
		<comments>http://thetruefootball.com/2012/01/wtf-this-is-not-soccer/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Jan 2012 01:13:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mark</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Worst Thing in Football]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Referee]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Rugby]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Wales]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://thetruefootball.com/?p=1708</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[This is Not Soccer. This week&#8217;s Worst Thing in Football is actually this week&#8217;s Best Thing in Rugby Union. Referee &#8230;<p><a href="http://thetruefootball.com/2012/01/wtf-this-is-not-soccer/">Continue reading &#187;</a></p>]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>2</slash:comments>
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		<title>Foreign Ad: Rooney, Malouda, Gattuso &amp; Frings vs. Dirty Sanchez vs. Nike</title>
		<link>http://thetruefootball.com/2012/01/foreign-ad-rooney-malouda-gattuso-frings-vs-dirty-sanchez-vs-nike/</link>
		<comments>http://thetruefootball.com/2012/01/foreign-ad-rooney-malouda-gattuso-frings-vs-dirty-sanchez-vs-nike/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jan 2012 01:42:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mark</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Foreign Ad of the Week]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[This Foreign Ad comes from the British Jackass, Dirty Sanchez. That&#8217;s about all I can say, other than the fact &#8230;<p><a href="http://thetruefootball.com/2012/01/foreign-ad-rooney-malouda-gattuso-frings-vs-dirty-sanchez-vs-nike/">Continue reading &#187;</a></p>]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
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		<title>Foosball is the Reason I Stayed in College</title>
		<link>http://thetruefootball.com/2012/01/foosball-is-the-reason-i-stayed-in-college/</link>
		<comments>http://thetruefootball.com/2012/01/foosball-is-the-reason-i-stayed-in-college/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Jan 2012 19:15:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mark</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Nostalgia]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Foosball]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Footy Gear]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://thetruefootball.com/?p=1696</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[We called it San Siro. The tiny foosball table in my college apartment&#8217;s kitchen was a present from my grandfather &#8230;<p><a href="http://thetruefootball.com/2012/01/foosball-is-the-reason-i-stayed-in-college/">Continue reading &#187;</a></p>]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>3</slash:comments>
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		<title>Demba Ba is Addicted to Two Things: Scoring Ridiculous Goals &amp; Strawberry Syrup&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://thetruefootball.com/2012/01/demba-ba-is-addicted-to-two-things-scoring-ridiculous-goals-strawberry-syrup/</link>
		<comments>http://thetruefootball.com/2012/01/demba-ba-is-addicted-to-two-things-scoring-ridiculous-goals-strawberry-syrup/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Jan 2012 07:22:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mark</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Culinary Delights]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ba]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Culinary Arts]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[MUFC]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Newcastle]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Demba Ba is not a machine. A machine is standard, precise, unemotional. Demba Ba is a living thing. Demba Ba &#8230;<p><a href="http://thetruefootball.com/2012/01/demba-ba-is-addicted-to-two-things-scoring-ridiculous-goals-strawberry-syrup/">Continue reading &#187;</a></p>]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
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