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WTF: Best Out-of-Context Lines From the FA’s Suarez Report

January 2, 2012

This week’s Worst Thing in Football is everything about the 115 page, extremely detailed FA Commission report on the Suarez-Evra …

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“I Suggest You Shut Up & Show More Football!”

January 2, 2012

Hello 2012, this seedy website predicts that you will be our final year on this planet, which, of course, makes it true. I …

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Happy Holidays, I Hope You Get Your Dukla Prague Away Kit!

December 25, 2011

Happy Holidays to our online community and whomever else happens to stumble upon this space. It is my hope that …

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Foreign Ad of the Week 12/22: Not an Ad, Still Funny

December 22, 2011

Ok, this isn’t an advertisement. However, because I find myself not giving a crap about Suarezgate, or whatever they’re calling …

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