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WTF: Transfer Deadline Day Drinking Game

January 30, 2012

Fresh from the Mirror.co.uk comes this drinking game for the semi-obsessed masses binging away their painful memories of transfers gone …

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Where Football is Actually Played, 2011 in Non-League Football

January 20, 2012

While surfing Pitch Invasion the other day, I was delighted to see this series of non-league football images. While inundated …

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Eric Abidal & Dani Alves Dance ‘Ai Se Eu Te Pego’ After El Clásico Goal

January 19, 2012

After scoring the go-ahead goal in the 77th minute of today’s Copa del Rey quarterfinal edition of El Clasico, Barcelona …

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Election 2012: The New Crystal Palace Logos As Republican Presidential Candidates

January 17, 2012

Crystal Palace Football Club are updating and modernising the club’s crest, and we want you, the supporters, to help us …

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The True Football, Bitesized

January 17, 2012

When I was a just a wee lad, everything came in bite-size, especially cookies. If analyzed, everything is actually bitesized, …

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WTF: Geriatric Premier League

January 16, 2012

Robbie Fowler is one of the stars that will cash in on the awkward tourney. Feeling nostalgic for the early …

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WTF: “This is Not Soccer.”

January 10, 2012

This is Not Soccer. This week’s Worst Thing in Football is actually this week’s Best Thing in Rugby Union. Referee …

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Foreign Ad: Rooney, Malouda, Gattuso & Frings vs. Dirty Sanchez vs. Nike

January 6, 2012

This Foreign Ad comes from the British Jackass, Dirty Sanchez. That’s about all I can say, other than the fact …

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Foosball is the Reason I Stayed in College

January 5, 2012

We called it San Siro. The tiny foosball table in my college apartment’s kitchen was a present from my grandfather …

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Demba Ba is Addicted to Two Things: Scoring Ridiculous Goals & Strawberry Syrup…

January 5, 2012

Demba Ba is not a machine. A machine is standard, precise, unemotional. Demba Ba is a living thing. Demba Ba …

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“The Klinsmann” Holy Diver Award: Mr. December Luka Modric

January 4, 2012

Please allow rock-god Dio to metal massage your ears while you read. Still think Luka Modric doesn’t belong at Chelsea? …

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